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5 Cheesy Candle Jokes and One-Liners to Tickle Your Funny Bone
- Fragrant Elegance
- Aug 10, 2015
- 1 min read
Did you know that August 16th is Joke Day? Well, it's a good thing that jokes are everywhere, and laughter is the best medicine. Enjoy some lighthearted candle humor this week, cheese and all!
Q. What's the most stressful thing about being a dragon?
A. Trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
I’m a big fan of candle holders. Or birthday cakes, as I call them.
Q. How do you make a candle burn longer?
A. You can’t, they burn shorter.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
If Thomas Edison went to business school, we would all be reading by bigger candles.
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